Popular Bollywood songs that make no sense!
Written By: Nayonika Mazumdar
Now, we all love listening to songs. Bollywood even more.
(Don’t lie, English ones are only for humming, for Shaadis we still need "Dilli Vali girlfriend chod chad ke!")
But unfortunately, some of these lyricists did not think twice before creating the songs, or maybe, they didn’t get paid enough!
So here’s presenting a list of some of my favourite songs, which I play every now and then, but yes lyrics ko ignore karke!
1: Ishq Vala Love (Student of the year)-
“Hota hai jo, love se zyada Waise wala love... Ishq wala love”
(Love se zada hone vala love is ishq vala love, koi sense hai iss baat ka?)
And no, it doesn’t stop here...
“Hua joh dard bhi toh Humko aaj kuch zyada hua... Ishq wala love”
(Maybe a pain-killer would help?)
“Yeh kya hua hai kya khabar Yehi pata hai zyada hua... Ishq wala love”
(Matlab, you don’t even know what has happened, but you know that what’s happened has happened too much. Does my explanation have a logic? Exactly, even the lyrics don't)
“Agar yeh usko bhi hua hai Phir bhi mujhko zyada hua... Ishq wala love”
I mean this was the song I played at 100% volume ek zamane mai, tab kabhi absurd nahi laga, ab lagta hai!
2: Hai Mera Dil, Churake Le Gaya (Josh)-
“Kitna Pyara Hai Yeh Pyaar, Pyaara Pyaara”
(How lovely is this love, lovely lovely, very lovely, fair and lovely, oops! glow and lovely..)
“Hua Hai Pehli Baar, Hota Hai Ek Baar”
(Mujhe toh har roz hota hai, momos se. Ah, pre-covid days!)
“Phir Na Hoga....Yeh Dobara”
(Meanwhile polygamy supporters be like: “Am I a joke to you?”)
“Hai Mera Dil, Churake Le Gaya
Churane Wala, Mera Katil”
(Wait, wait, if someone has stolen your heart how is he a murderer?? Koi chronology samjhao!)
3: Fevicol Se (Dabangg 2)-
“Mere photo ko seene se yaar
Chipka le saiyan Fevicol se”
(I would suggest Super glue, as that is a stronger adhesive! No offense)
“Haye main to kab se hoon ready taiyar
Pataa le saiyan miss call se”
(Great tip guys, drop a missed call to your crushes right now, what are y'all even waiting for? Hurry!!!!! Offer valid till your crush friend-zones you)
4: A-Z....I love you ( Hum saath saath hain)-
As unreal as this movie is, especially in the 21st century, the song goes even wilder...
“A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
I love you!”
(Did you ever notice that the lyrics look more like a nursery rhyme than a song? Leave Byju’s this is how you can teach your kids ABCD!)
“A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Oo hoo hoo we love you!”
(I can’t even imagine how awkward this compliment would sound like in real life? Also, how is someone even supposed to respond to this? “Hehe, thank-you. Same to you” ??)
(Sing along)
“La la la la
My list ends here!”
I know, I know Dhinchak Pooja’s songs have not been taken into account…..because literally I don’t even consider them as SONGS.
Also, most of these were nostalgic bachpan mai gungunane vale songs, recent Bollywood tracks will make your brain cells die at a pace faster than Usain Bolt’s record breaking Olympic performance…..
“Common baby kick it, kick it
Kaatun teri ticket ticket
Khelta nahi cricket wricket
Par lelu teri wicket wicket”
Ok.Bye.
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